Been Busy Huh?????

The Busplunge has been busy, you can read his blog to learn how busy......

The Jeep has been busy, you can read his blog to see how his being busy is driving on the beach.....

The Longrooffan has been busy cleaning his Taj Mahal... bout time

and I've been busy, oh so busy

want to see how




and being that stuck in the mud and muck,



and you all thinking that I was that stuck in the mud and the muck,

lets me

Celebrate Life

He missed the best ones

Now for those of you who know my family (esp the boys) you know that we are car hoots, yep, Fords GMCs and esp Jeeps

Well recently my little bigger brother posted on his blog about family cars.
You can view it here:

http://oleragtop.blogspot.com/2010/01/old-car-photos-with-old-people-in-them.html

Now what he tagged it with was OLD car photos with OLD people in them.... insinuated that I am old.....

But the best is that he missed an opportunity by not posting better pictures of the two wagons of my life..........

So I post them here for those of you who would like better pictures of those two old wagons... esp for us OLD people who really remember trips to the lakes (Fellows and Table Rock)

So John-John, here are two you missed:




Ford Wagon
Pram Sailboat
Mast Throught windshild

Best line I ever hear Mom say

"Thought you wouldn't notice"


and another one that preceeded the one above



Ford Wagon
Model A
Grand ole car
Eddie EVERS trailer
and a wheel barrel in the back of the wagon.


So you OLD long roof fan, I give you two more to help you
sit back under your warm comforter, having a sip from your hurricane supplies
and

CELEBRATING LIFE

tom

BYE CASPER

So today was a sad day at the family farm.

Poor ole Casper went bye bye. He will have a good home with a young girl who lives in Tulsa area.

Her dad is a mechanic, so Casper will soon be 100% perfect and that young lady will have a ball driving it around Tulsa town.

So to Casper:

A fine friend you have been, enjoy your new life:

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT US

I haven't been in the writing mood, too cold, my brain is frozen, and the wind takes the energy out of me faster than I can put it in. So I stole this from my baby sister #10, who is a great school teacher down in Florida land.


Can you cry under water?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? HEY GABE! THIS SOUND LIKE YOU LATELY?????

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


So hats off to the little school teacher for passing this to me, so you can sit here reading this and

CELEBRATE LIFE

CHIEF TWO EAGLES

An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US Government Officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded that this was so.

The official concluded: "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The old Chief stared at the officials for a long time, and then calmly replied:

"When white man found this land, Indians were running it.

No Taxes, No Debt, Plenty Buffalo, Plenty Beaver,

Women did all the work, medicine man free,

Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, and all night having sex. "


The Chief then leaned back, smilled and added:

"White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that?"


stolen from another veteran.

Blunt in Training ????????

A Guy from the Ozarks walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand, leading a buffalo bull with the other.

He says to waiter: WANT COFFEE

The waiter quickly gives the guy a large cup of coffee.

That Ozarks Guy quickly drinks down the coffee in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo bull with the shotgun - causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.




The next day the same guy from the Ozarks, walks back into the cafe, again shotgun in one hand, leading another buffalo bull with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says WANT COFFEE

The waiter says:
"Whoa, wait a minute
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What's that all about anyway?"

The Ozarks' guy smiles and proudly says




"Training for position in United States Congress:

Come in,

drink coffee,

shoot the bull,

leave mess for others to clean up,

and disappear for rest of the day."


Stolen from a fellow veteran.

Teach me to bitch

So last year I complained that we didn't have enough snow on the ground.

So tonite it is snowing again, just for me. Cows and horses all bundled up in their sheds, dog in house (how that happened I don't know) and I have to go out in this snow and wind and cold to check the water levels and heaters.

Sometimes I wonder..........

but you can bet we are

Celebrating Life to the fullest.

Eat your heart out you southern people, you do get to enjoy this white stuff.

tom