A Guy from the Ozarks walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand, leading a buffalo bull with the other.
He says to waiter: WANT COFFEE
The waiter quickly gives the guy a large cup of coffee.
That Ozarks Guy quickly drinks down the coffee in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo bull with the shotgun - causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next day the same guy from the Ozarks, walks back into the cafe, again shotgun in one hand, leading another buffalo bull with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says WANT COFFEE
The waiter says:
"Whoa, wait a minute
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What's that all about anyway?"
The Ozarks' guy smiles and proudly says
"Training for position in United States Congress:
Come in,
drink coffee,
shoot the bull,
leave mess for others to clean up,
and disappear for rest of the day."
Stolen from a fellow veteran.
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