Friday, December 18, 2009

MY 12 days of Christmas parady

On the First day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

a Colt 45 revolver.

On the Second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

two marlboro lites
and a Colt 45 revolver

On the Third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

three quarts of gin
two marlboro lites
and a Colt 45 revolver

On the Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

four bales of hay
three quarts of gin
two marlboro lites
and a Colt 45 revolver

On the Fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

five recapped tires
four bales of hay
three quarts of gin
two marlboro lites
and a Colt 45 revolver

On the Sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Six cases of Coors
Five recapped tires
four bales of hay
three quarts of gin
two marlboro lites
and a Colt 45 revolver

On the Seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Seven miniature horses
Six cases of Coors
Five recapped tires
four bales of hay
three quarts of gin
two marlboro lites
and a Colt 45 revolver

On the Eigth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Eight gallons of diesel
Seven Miniature Horses
Six cases of Coors
Five recapped tires
four bales of hay
three quarts of gin
two marlboro lites
and a Colt 45 revolver

On the Ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Nine bags of grain
Eight gallons of diesel
Seven Miniature Horses
Six cases of Coors
Five recapped tires
four bales of hay
three quarts of gin
two marlboro lites
and a Colt 45 revolver

On the Tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Ten siblings bossing,
Nine bags of grain
Eight gallons of diesel
Seven Miniature Horses
Six cases of Coors
Five recapped tires
four bales of hay
three quarts of gin
two marlboro lites
and a Colt 45 revolver

On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Eleven cows to milk,
Ten siblings bossing,
Nine bags of grain
Eight gallons of diesel
Seven Miniature Horses
Six cases of Coors
Five recapped tires
four bales of hay
three quarts of gin
two marlboro lites
and a Colt 45 revolver

On the Twelve day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Twelve days in a pysch ward.

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