So I don't get the wrath of the BBB, who a bigshot in some firm that I can't even imagine him being associated with, which is one of the largest of its kind in the country, I give to BBB his own jangle.
TWAS THE NIGHTS BEFORE CHRISTMAS, IN THE YEAR OF 09,
BBB HAS HIS COMING, CAUSE HE’S ALWAYS ABED BY 9,
HIS POOL IS FULL, AND THE BAR ALWAYS STOCKED
IN HOPES THAT MAYBE HE COULD STILL ROCK.
THE JEEP AND THE KID WERE ALL AMISS,
WITH VISIONS OF NASCAR DAYS LIKE THIS
THE BUS WAS A TOUTING SARAH’S ROGUE BUS PLAN
TOO BAD SHE WASN’T A CLOSE BBB FAN.
THE OLERAGTOP COULDN'T BE FOUND,
WE THINK IT IS SOMETHING TO DO WITH A LONGROOF HOUND.
AND DEB WAS SNUGGED INTO A COMFY LITTLE SPOT.
WHEN OUT IN THE FRONT, CAME SUCH A SIGHT
THAT THE BBB SPRANG TO HIS FEET IN FRIGHT,
HE RACED TOWARD THE WINDOW AT A HOP-IDI-HOP
BUT MISJUDGED HIS STEP AND DID A BELLY FLOP.
THE SCENE WAS TRAGIC, AND BBB WAS SUCH A SIGHT.
LAYING IN THE POOL WITH A CAN OF SPILT LITE,
BUT NEVER FEAR WAS THE MOTTO HERE, AS HE PULLED HIMSELF CLEAR
AND HEADED TO THE FRONT, DANG IF HE COULD ONLY HEAR.....
THE SIGHT WAS A WONDER, A TALE SURE TO BE TOLD
THE BARNGODDESS1 WAS THERE, ALONG WITH HER TEN
IS THAT A COW? AND ... ISN'T THAT A HEN???
TO THE GREAT BBB'S SUPRISE, HIS LAWN WAS FERTILIZED AGIN AND AGIN.
NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT THE BARNGODDESS1 DOESN'T SHARE THE GIN.
YOU ALL TAKE IT FROM HERE…………..
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