TWO COWS AND THE GOVERNMENT

Here is the latest from the wire..... took me awhile to figure this all out, but I only give you bits and pieces.

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows
You give one to your neighbor

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and give you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and sells you some milk

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have 2 cows
You count them and learn you have five cows
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have 2 cows
Both are mad

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows
You tell them that you have none
No-one believes you, so they bomb the hell out of you and invade your country,
You still have no cows, but a least now you are part of a Democracy

More later

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